Kristen “You Will Have Your Rapist’s Baby” Juras

Me thinks Kristen was hand-picked to help Gianforte appeal to the ladies of the sate of Montana. I can just hear the GOP thinking out loud: “Let’s find a woman to be Lt. Governor, and then the ladies will love us and Dems can’t accuse us of being sexist! Juras appears to be just as ethics challenged as those other rascals: Montana Dems accuse Lt. Gov. Juras, Montana Family Foundation of ethics violations which shows she’s getting free rent from the Montana Family Foundation. And ladies, beware: Juras will make you have your rapist’s baby: “We believe every unborn child has the inherent, God-given right to life."

Austin “Montana Laws Don’t Apply to Little ‘ol Me” Knutsen

The thing about being a lawyer is you really have to stick to the law. You may not like lawyers, or you may really hate them and think they’re low as snakes, but they are bound by law and the courts to upload the law, and be truthfull and impartial. Remember the statue of the blind lady of justice? So when your garden-variety small town lawyer, or even the state Attorney General act like things should go their way or the highway, they can be held accountable. AG Knudsen accused of violating rules professional conduct rules and routinely and frequently undermined public confidence in the fairness and impartiality of our system of justice.

Elsie “Oh Boy! Kitty Litter is on Sale so We Can Send a Bag to Every School!” Arntzen

Sorry, but she does sort of look like my old aunt who was a crazy cat lady. Montana education chief claims evidence of litterboxes in schools, Department provides none – Daily Montanan. I guess even the teachers think she’s a few bricks short: Montana’s largest schools say they have ’no confidence’ in Superintendent Arntzen. And lots of other people: Supt. Arntzen’s visit leaves more questions than answers lewistownnews.com. Even my aunt could do a better job. And she could speak in complete sentences, too.

Brian “Greg is my Best Bud and I Need a Better Paying Job!” Grootkin

Did Brian go easy on Greg after he body-slammed that newspaper reporter becuase he knew Greg and had contributed to his governor campaign? Then Brian “retired” to a higher paying job, that of director of the Montana Department of Corrections. Seems like there are some problems in Dodge City, or I mean Deer Lodge: Lawmakers call for meeting with Gianforte’s office and prison leadership to discuss problems – Daily Montanan.

Christi “Voting Has to Be Difficult, Otherwise You Don’t Feel Like You Earned It!” Jacobsen

Christi thinks it has to be hard to vote, and now she has announced running for re-election to be Montana’s Secretary of State again. She’s well know to work to eliminate same-day voter registration and more requirements for voter identification at the polls, but Yellowstone District Court said that the new voting laws were unconstitutional. And then she took her time to change the state website to reflect court ruling on voter registration. She tried retaliating against those who sued her over her rules, but her election complaints were smacked down as ‘frivolous’. And now she’s getting sued over the Montana Legislature’s new PSC maps as unconstitutional gerrymanders.